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Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.
it’s a metaphor
if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
that is not warm
but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE
and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE
i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME
didn’t I MY DEAR
didn’t I my -
I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT
Send me your name and I’ll make you a mini playlist that start with those letters
Uh…… you mean like this?
wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.
I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.
The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…
the last one was an orgasm
I thought I was in a bad mood
and then I saw this.
this can pretty much make everything better
HERE YOU GO FOLLOWERS
Yes, yes, this makes everything better.
give ‘em the ol’