netflixer:

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Be the good girl you always have to be

sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
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i-r3fus3-2-sinkk:

Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

sodamnrelatable:

but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

didn’t I MY DEAR

didn’t I my -

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acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE

BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE

BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT

questiun:

Send me your name and I’ll make you a mini playlist that start with those letters

"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

penis-hilton:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm

penis-hilton:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm

lowbrasschikah:

superwholockianlady:

samandirielswings:

whilelifepassesby:

I thought I was in a bad mood

and then I saw this.

this can pretty much make everything better

HERE YOU GO FOLLOWERS

Yes, yes, this makes everything better.

omg

c0rvling:

give ‘em the ol’

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