yo mama jokes don’t work very well here
at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon
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I changed my icon. I really like it.
Take off your bras and burn em, burn em, you can let Bo Burnham burn em.
|—||Bo Burnham (via pamplemoose)|
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
Bo Burnham, everybody.